The Two Faces of Tom Delay
If you think that Bob Barr
is as low as it gets in the US House of Representative, you're doing a great injustice to
Majority Whip Tom Delay . Tom Delay, the House's Majority Whip is considered by some
to be one of the most reviled thugs to hold public office in American history. Tom
Delay has literally reduced debate on the House floor to a shoving match. Tom Delay
is a 52-year-old Houston millionaire and former owner of a pest-control company.
Squashing bugs seems to have convinced Tom Delay that he is a superior being in God's
grand scheme. He is the religious right's most reliable culture warrior in the
House.
His mission is so
stereotypically ultra-right-wing, it sounds like a liberal joke: repeal environmental
protection laws. Dismantle the EPA. Teach creationism in public schools. Have the ten
commandments tattooed on every citizens ass. Abolish separation of church and state.
Outlaw abortion. Pass the flag burning amendment. Spend billions on SDI. Shut down the
federal government. Crucify Clinton.
But DeLays' moral impairment
doesn't stop there. It finds its logical extension in the realm of campaign finance. Tom
Dela is a master of extortion, and his shadowy fundraising operations, which raise unknown
amounts of soft money for the GOP are legendary. Not surprisingly, Delay is vigorously
opposed to anything even remotely resembling a campaign finance reform. Money, according
to Delay, is "not the root of all evil in politics. In fact, money is the lifeblood
of politics."
In 1984,
Delay was elected to the lower House of Congress. He represents Sugar Land, a
deceptively saccharine name for Texas's 22nd Congressional District, home to several of
the worst industrial polluters in the country. Delay has branded the Environmental
Protection Agency (EPA) the "gestapo of government." His love for
America is exemplified by his attempt to repeal the Clean Air Act, by his fight to cut the
EPA's budget by one-third and by his cooperation with lobbyists to write legislation
exempting their industries from environmental laws.
Tom Delay
practically invented the "do-nothing Congress." He was a chief
architect of the 1995 government shutdown, a ploy by which Republicans halted all
productive business of our democratically elected governing bodies in a failed attempt to
weaken President Clinton's resolve. Delay remains hardheaded about that scorched-earth
tactic: "Our biggest mistake was backing off from the government shutdown."
On Capitol
Hill, Delay's nickname is the Hammer, acquired from his knack for pounding money out of
political-action committees (PACs). According to Delay figures, he nailed $2 million
for GOP candidates in 1994. "I worked harder than anybody else," he
boasts. "I was smarter than anybody else."
Impressed by
Delay's relentless humility, House Republicans elected the Hammer to be their Majority
Whip. Every time the GOP caucus votes to defile the face of public debate,
Delay is there to toss the initial smear.
Tom Delay
was the first national politician to call for Bill Clinton's resignation after the
President admitted to fooling around with Monica Lewinsky. "Clinton does
not have the moral authority to be President," pronounced Delay. "I
believe in the Constitution and the Bible."
DeLay has
not always been immaculate. In a rare confessional lapse the Hammer admitted
that "like many young, ambitious males, I had pushed God aside. What a jerk I
was." Delay assures a believing world that he has "rededicated my life to
Christ."
The Hammer's
dedication to the religious Right is beyond question. Randy Tate, executive director
of the Christian Coalition, thinks of Delay as "a Domino's Pizza delivery guy.
It's there in 30 minutes, or it's free."
Delay's
commitment to Christ might be tempted if his lobbyist brother, Randy Delay, landed a job
representing Satan. Tom Delay's efforts in Congress have an uncanny tendency to
benefit clients of Randy Delay. Tom is eager to say that his sibling is not treated
"any differently" than any other lobbyist.
A House
ethics committee investigated Delay unseemly relationship with his brother and the
Hammer's defiant mode of fund-raising.The panel noted that Delay defense of his behavior
did not contain a denial.
During an
April 1997 House floor debate, Delaypausing only long enough to ask himself, What
Would Jesus Do?shoved Representative David R. Obey (D-Wisconsin) and called him a
"chickenshit."
"Everybody
is scared of me for some reason," joked Delay.
In the wake
of Salon magazine's exposure of House Judiciary Committee Chairman Henry Hyde's
adulterous affair, Tom Delay displayed the wrath of God. Delay labeled the
factual Salon story "the most disgusting piece of rumormongering I have ever
seen." Delay demanded that the FBI investigate the journalists who had brought this
piece of dark truth to the light.
Delay had a
theory about how the Hyde adultery story originated: "They [the White House]
hire a private investigator to find the dirt, then they give it to a reporter to go knock
on the door." Delay offered no proof of such collusion between Salon and
the Oval Office. Perhaps the Hammer had confused Salon with Newt Gingrich's GOPAC,
which was implicated in hiring a private investigator to find dirt on Clinton and then
giving it to a reporter.
Delay has
spoken highly of the former Speaker of the House. "Since 1989, [Gingrich] has had
over 550 ethics charges brought against him, 550. Now what American could withstand that
kind of investigation in their own private life and that kind of pressure?" One
obvious American springs to mind, but Delay admiration does not cross party lines.
"Something is amiss when a President receives almost as many bills from his lawyers
as from Congress," lamented Delay, clueless that he himself is a large part of the something
that is amiss.
Tom Delay
argument for the release of President Clinton's taped grand-jury testimony
displayed characteristic "nonpartisan" reasoning. "It's ugly," said
Hammer. "It's terrible, but we have to tell the American people the truth."
The truth
about Tom Delay became more apparent with every development of the morality charade
that was the Clinton impeachment. The Hammer ran a "war room" from his
office, becoming a self-designated source of "talking points" to shape the
stances of fellow Republicans on impeachment issues. "If we were pumping out press
releases on why Bill Clinton is a bad person, then that would be partisan," said a
Delay spokesman. Simply providing information on impeachment of the
President, he said, "That's not partisan."
The House
vote to present the articles of impeachment was the gravest ballot any Representative
would ever cast. Stately GOP orators described the decision to impeach or not as "a
vote of conscience," an evaluation each legislator would have to make between
himself, his understanding of the Constitution and his God.
Tom Delay
whipped this "vote of conscience" as vigorously as he has whipped any
bill for which his brother lobbied.
GOP
Representative Peter King of New York wrote constituents that "threats were made
against me by the Republican leadership," promising retribution if he failed to lock
step with the party. King, who voted his conscience, claims that Delay subsequently
attempted to deny the New Yorker a committee position that he was in line for. Delay
spokesman dismissed the contention with a slur: "Pete King has a reputation as making
things up, and this is no different."
DeLay rarely
treats a direct question with a straight answer. The New Republic unearthed
evidence that Tom Delay , a vocal critic of the President's veracity, had himself been
less than truthful in a sworn 1994 deposition. Gerald P. DeNisco, attorney for a former
Delay business partner, claimed that the Congressman's evasions and misstatements during a
deposition five years ago qualified him as a hypocrite.
DeLay denied
under oath in a 1994 deposition that he was head of Albo Pest Control Company. At this
same time, Delay had reported to Congress that he was chairman of Albo Pest. A Washington
newspaper, The Hill, examined other documents in the court case and concluded that
Delay had misstated the amount of money he was receiving from the company.
DeLay
refused to explain the discrepancies. His spokesman said, "It's pretty obvious that
there are people who are doing everything they can to make Tom Delay look bad.
There's more to this story than meets the eye, and it will become apparent in the
future."
Investigative
reporter Dan Moldea, working independently from the New Republic and The Hill,
has informed HUSTLER that depositions by Delay and others connected to Albo Pest may
reveal that company funds were used to finance the Texan's campaign for Congress. Such a
fiscal arrangement may have been in violation of federal election laws.
Media
inquiries concerning Tom Delay have deluged the HUSTLER offices since the beginning
of Larry Flynt's campaign to expose hypocritical lawmakers. A wide spectrum of
commentators and Congressmen, many from the Republican side of the aisle, would like to
see the Hammer fall.
Two daunting
rumors persist about Tom Delay . One is that a photograph exists in which the Congressman
is locked in a sexual embrace with a Mexican prostitute. This elusive photo, if it
indeed exists, was once thought to be in the possession of an editor at Newsweek.
The second
rumor is that Delay has a grown daughter in the Lone Star State whose mother is not
Delay's wife. Sources have stated that Delay has paid support for this child
throughout the past two decades, with checks coming, perhaps, from the coffers of Albo
Pest. At one point last winter a flurry of inquiring Beltway reporters focused on Austin,
Texas, hoping to uncover the speculative daughter's identity.
As of this
point, neither rumor has been dispelled.
"This
town [Washington] is full of rumors," said Tom Delay in September 1998.
"Unfortunately, most of the time, the rumors are true." |